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Friday, 5 October 2007

Cardiff Rocks This Weekend With Short Filmmaker Fest / Short Filmmakers from Ireland, Scotland, England and Wales Showcased in BBC Film Network


[BREAKING NEWS: Cardiff the Capital of Wales inundated with world-reknowned filmmakers for Iris Prize awards this weekend! Hint: If you go out, take along your autograph book and digital camera, and send us your fotos of visiting celebrities!!! Read about it here:

'Iris Prize' comes to Cardiff, with £25,000 up for grabs for the winner of the best short film.]

Speaking of using your short film to become famous . . .

Silence Is Golden trailer on the BBC Film Network Showcase



[About the video: A trailer for Chris Shepherd's latest film, a period drama called SILENCE IS GOLDEN. It mixes live action with animation and follows on from his other shorts, DAD'S DEAD and WHO I AM AND WHAT I WANT. The whole 15 film is on BBC FILM NETWORK site and is going to be released on DVD later in the year.]



If you would like the chance to showcase your short film on the BBC Film Network, then this is what you need to do:

We cannot guarantee to publish every film, but we do guarantee that your film will be watched. We expect a certain level of production standards to ensure that your film is seen in the best possible environment. See our submission criteria for more information.



what you get from us
If your submission is successful you'll get:

your film showcased on bbc.co.uk
a dedicated film page, with links to you and your cast and crew's profile pages, allowing people who see your film to find out more about you and your work
feedback on your film from other Film Network members
your film seen by our Industry Panel.



what we need from you
To submit your film, you need to be registered with Film Network. It'll take less than 5 minutes to create your membership.

Once you're a member, you need to fill in the online submission form. Please read and check you're happy with the submission rules before you do so.



The information that you need to give is:

your contact details
your film's details - including length, funding details, production company, distribution information and weblinks
a synopsis (of less than 100 words) and log line or short description (20 words)
festival screenings and award details
crew and cast names
a short fact about the making of your film



You'll need to supply us with a hard copy of your film on either VHS or DVD (not DVD-ROM) - we'll give you address details at the end of the submission process.

If we decide to show your film, we'll then need a broadcast quality copy and copies of any stills you have associated with the film, preferably supplied as high-resolution JPEGs on CD-Rom.



Please note: We regret that we cannot return submission tapes and we do not guarantee to publish your film. If we do publish your film though, we will return any Digibetas by registered delivery.

AIM: ATRiuM Intelligent Media

Chapter Arts Centre Cardiff

Cardiff School of Creative & Cultural Industries

mwoods[at]glam[dot]ac[dot]uk

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Welsh-American Family Genealogy, on the World Wide Web.

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Welsh Music, Film, and Books Symposium, on the World Wide Web.

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Celtic Cult Cinema on the World Wide Web.

Visit the UK Film Studies and World Cinema and Music Import Showcase

© 2007 Dr. Mark Leslie Woods

Smart & Sexy? Your Queer Advantage is waiting!

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Queer Advantage, on the World Wide Web.

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Mordechai Razing Ziggurats, on the World Wide Web.

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Mordechai's Post-Evangelical-Granola on the World Wide Web.

© 2007 Dr. Mark Leslie Woods

Monday, 27 August 2007

Cardiff Cinema and Art Scene Explodes For A Fortnight With Queer Cymru Fabulous GLBT Films, Mardi Gras Dance Music, Live Theatre Performances


QUEER CYMRU 2007 is a series of performances and films to coincide with this year's Cardiff Mardi Gras.

Based at Chapter, Cardiff, Wales, UK from Straight, gay, bi sexual and trans gendered performers that challenges stereotypes and celebrates and explores diversity.

There is something here for everyone whatever your orientation, and we hope to provide a safe and alternative, stimulating environment outside of the usual 'scene.'

QUEER CYMRU FILMS - you can buy tickets online at: http://www.chapter.org and they're a lot cheaper. NB.

Exhibitions are FREE.

Special Iris Prize preview
Itty Bitty Titty Committee 8.30pm
Fri 31 Aug
USA/2007/87 mins/ctba. Dir: Jamie Babbit (who also made 'But I'm a Cheerleader').

The story of Anna, an insecure, apolitical girl who encounters a radical political art group, falls in love with its leader, Sadie, and transforms from a girl into a woman.

A favourite on the festival circuit the film has secured many awards including South by South West, Berlin, Melbourne and the audience award in Philadelphia. The film has yet to secure UK distribution – this preview screening officially kicks off Queer Cymru 2007 and is sponsored by the Iris Prize.

“An upfront call to action that takes no prisoners and pulls no punches… For anyone in despair over the state of the world or the movies, this posse of revolting dykes deliver a mega dose of hope.” – Sight and Sound.


A Year Without Love (Un Año sin Amor) 6.30pm
Tue 4 Sept
Argentina/2005/95 mins/subtitled/18. Dir: Anahí Berners.

A young HIV positive poet decides to document his attempts to cure both his failing love life and health. Eventually he becomes part of an intimate leather circle and begins to fully explore his fascination with S&M practices.


Unveiled (Fremde Haut)6.30pm
Wed 5 Sept
Germany/2005/97 mins/subtitled/15. Dir: Angelina Maccarone.

Fariba escapes from Iran to Germany, fleeing persecution because of her sexuality. When her neighbour in the internment centre commits suicide, she assumes his identity to evade repatriation and passes herself off as a man.


Beyond Hatred (Au-delá de la haine) 6.30pm
Thu 6 Sept
France/2006/86 mins/subtitled/ctba.* Dir: Olivier Meyrou.

François Chenu was killed by three young men in a pointless attack motivated by hate.

This considered and respectful film documents some of the aftermath of his death – the steps that French society takes to achieve justice via the courts and the incredible efforts his family make to feel a personal sense of justice and peace.

QUEER CYMRU PERFORMANCES AND EVENTS:

Fri 31 Aug • 8pm
Gareth Llyr
Sbïwch Arnai Rwan / Before I Fade
Drwy gyfnuo testun gwreiddiol a gwaith corfforol byrfyfyr, mae gwaith solo cyntaf Gareth Llyr yn darlunio pump llun ohono tra’n blentyn. Gyda cyferiadau at Sontag, Kushner, a Walter Benjamin, mae Sbïwch Arnai Rwan / Before I Fade yn archwilio’r berthynas rhwng natur diflanedig perfformiad byw a delwedd barhaus y llun ffotograffig, a’r gwirioneddau a ddaw i’r amlwg trwy edrych yn ôl.

“I am standing in my underwear. I am surrounded by a hundred and fifty blue Ty Nant water bottles and a few red ones. You are looking at me and I am looking at you. I am going to tell you about five photographs, and I hardly remember any of them.”

This intimate and revealing autobiographical work explores recollections of memory in Welsh and English through a series of portraits in movement drawn from childhood photos, in which the truths only emerge with hindsight.
A knowledge of Welsh is not essential for the understanding and appreciation of this performance.
£6/£4


Sat 1 + Sun 2 Sept • 8pm
uhhuh dance
Albedo
uhhuh dance follow last year’s audacious, controversial and critically acclaimed 'The Son the Lover & the Holy Spin' with a new performance that holds up a mirror to the work of Frida Kahlo and Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec.
Devised and performed by Jon Luxton, Kylie Ann Smith and Esme Addams with additional direction from Sarah Hall and Andy Marshall.
£8/£5


Tue 4 + Wed 5 Sept • 8pm
Burst
Ode to Morten Harket
Join your larger than life, glammed-up hostess and macho, rock star host (both played by Emily Underwood) for a generous cocktail and perhaps a vol-auvont or two. Take a riotous journey through one woman’s 20-year obsession with Morten Harket, the lead singer of ‘80s pop-band a-ha. Comedy, dressing-up, bad tap dancing and conversations with the audience combine in this exploration of gender identity and the first stirrings of sexuality. Expect a return to bright colours, quick costume changes and a DIY aesthetic.
Previous Burst shows at Chapter include 2270 Seconds, BPM and Do I Come Here Often.
Written and performed by Emily Underwood.
Directed by Jodie Allinson.
£6/£4


Thu 6 + Fri 7 Sept • 8pm
Ivan Coyote
Chapter presents two nights of live stories from the wonderful Vancouver-based writer and performer Ivan Coyote. Ivan was born and raised in Whitehorse Yukon and is the son of a welder and the daughter of a government worker. Over the last ten years she has become an audience favourite at music, poetry, spoken word and writer’s festivals across North America and Canada.
“Canada. Good old fashioned kitchen table stories. Imagine you are drinking black tea with canned milk, and it is snowing outside. The kitchen smells like homemade soup, and you don’t have to work tomorrow so you can sit up all night talking and smoking cigarettes.”
£5/£4

http://www.myspace.com/ivancoyote

“What makes Coyote’s stories special - her humour, her humanity, her talent for sketching the bizarre in the everyday - soars beyond cliche.” - The Toronto Star


Fri 7 + Sat 8 Sept • 6pm
Cyw
gan Roger Williams
Bachgen, mamgu, a llond basged o wyau. Drama fer (10 muned) am yr ymosodiadau diweddar yn erbyn y gymuned hoyw ym Moscow.
Perfformir gan Ryan Chappell.
A new short Welsh language monologue inspired by the recent homophobic protests in Moscow.
Mynediad am ddim/Free


Sat 8 Sept • 7.30pm
Lucy Porter
The Good Life
Are you in your late twenties or older, and slightly worried that you’re not really a ‘good’ person? Worried that the legacy you’re leaving for future generations amounts to little more than a mountain of debt, a mountain of non-biodegradable rubbish, and a mountain of thoughts and opinions that add nothing to the advancement of the species?
Award-winning comedienne Lucy Porter is worried about all these things and plenty more besides. Can a drinking, gambling, allround hedonist ever consider herself to be morally good?
A Go Faster Stripe comedy production which will be recorded for release on DVD.
£10

http://www.lucyporter.info

http://www.gofasterstripe.com


Sat 15 Sept • 8pm
Peppermintpatti
Fake Tan
+ Emily Breeze
+ Vile Vile Creatures
+ Heck
Peppermintpatti returns after the summer break with some honest to goodness riot grrl action. Local outfit Heck kick off the night, followed by Manchester’s Vile Vile Creatures, much admired Bristol ‘badland’ rocker Emily Breeze and dance floor fillers Fake Tan.
£5/£4 in advance
£6/£5 on the door

http://www.peppermintpatti.co.uk

“Feel the grind, the husk and the rush of one of Bristol’s most unique and impassioned performers.” Venn (on Emily Breeze)


Tue 18 Sept • 8pm
Curious
(be)longing
Camouflaged in cowboy shirts with fancy stitches made to hide broken hearts and deflecting vulnerability with sequins and high heels, this is the award-winning, London-based Curious at their most personal and poignant. Beneath the neon glow of a highway road sign, their yearnings take them across vast desert landscapes in search of fulfilment and fitting in. Curious (Leslie Hill and Helen Paris) specialise in performance, film and video and are known for their edgy, humorous commentary on contemporary culture and politics, work which has been called ‘as smart as it is seductive’.
£10/£8/£6

http://www.placelessness.com

“the quiet power of Leslie Hill and Helen Paris’ performance lies in its low-key directness, its quirky juxtapositions and its understanding of the geography of loneliness and the myth of return.” — The Guardian

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Chapter Arts Centre Cardiff

Cardiff School of Creative & Cultural Industries

mwoods[at]glam[dot]ac[dot]uk

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Welsh-American Family Genealogy, on the World Wide Web.

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Welsh Music, Film, and Books Symposium, on the World Wide Web.

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Celtic Cult Cinema on the World Wide Web.

Visit the UK Film Studies and World Cinema and Music Import Showcase

© 2007 Mark Leslie Woods

Smart & Sexy? Your Queer Advantage is waiting!

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Queer Advantage, on the World Wide Web.

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Mordechai Razing Ziggurats, on the World Wide Web.

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Mordechai's Post-Evangelical-Granola on the World Wide Web.

© 2007 Mark Leslie Woods

Saturday, 26 May 2007

FREE ADMISSION Limited Seating ONE NIGHT ONLY Glamorgan Musical Theatre Wed 6 pm 30 May


Musical Theatre in the Rhondda -- It's outrageous, it's over-the-top camp, it's funny, beautiful music --it's Judy Garland, and more!

Wednesday 30 May 2007 6 pm
One Performance Only -- Admission is FREE
Call now for information -- Limited Seating
Theatr y Bont, Forest Grove, Treforest

A stunning new production of the acclaimed one woman musical play. Starring the beautiful and sexy musical comedianne Alex Alderton, winner of the Theatre in Wales's Best Female Perfomer Award (2006).

It's 1969: Alice Dell is rehearsing her Judy Garland 'tribute' cabaret act. Alice is the look-alike, who has spent her whole career waiting for a chance to impersonate Garland -- a chance that only comes with her death!

"A tribute to the lady, but one that does not shy away from the pain, the pills and the shattered marriages . . . the glory of Garland at her best." (The TIMES)

'Someone Else's Rainbow' just closed to sold-out audiences at Neath Little Theatre, but through special arrangement with the Faculty of CCI, you can see Alex Alderton one more time!

Call Cardiff School of Creative & Cultural Industries (CCI) Now, for directions and information -- Theatr y Bont:

01443 480 480

Wednesday 30 May 2007 6 pm
One Performance Only -- Admission is FREE
Call now for information -- Limited Seating
Theatr y Bont, Forest Grove, Treforest

About the writer of 'Someone Else's Rainbow', Sam Boardman-Jacobs and Found Reality Theatre Company:

Sam has won awards for both design & direction . He was a founder member of the London Fringe designing for the Bush, Soho, Gate, Warehouse, Hampstead & Kings Head Theatres as well as designing for the Habima & Cameri Theatres of Israel, the Scottish Ballet, the Royal Court London, Teatro Modernes Munich, Theater am Goetheplatz Bremen and the Teatro Espanol Madrid.

He has directed his own plays, Play Federico for me & Passion for the Impossible, at the Sherman Theatre Cardiff. Play Federico was translated and published in Catalan and was selected as part of the official centenary celebrations for the birth of Federico Garcia Lorca. He worked for several years with Manchester Youth Theatre creating a series of award winning Holocaust Dramas including Sobol’s Ghetto, And “Fiddler” a radical reworking of Fiddler on the Roof, the European premiere of Paul Simon’s Capeman and co-devising Asylum at Manchester Royal Exchange with Laura Haughey.

Also with Laura he directed Julia Pascal’s The Dybbuk first at Chapter Arts in Cardiff then by invitation at the Huddersfield Festival of European Plays and then at the Edinburgh Festival.

Found Reality Theatre Company

Cardiff School of Creative & Cultural Industries

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Mordechai Razing Ziggurats, on the World Wide Web.

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Celtic Cult Cinema on the World Wide Web.

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Mordechai's Post-Evangelical-Granola on the World Wide Web.

© 2007 Mark Leslie Woods

Friday, 25 May 2007

Your Last Chance to see the Welsh One Woman Tour-de-Force Live on Stage: Alex Alderton is winner of Theatre in Wales Best Female Performer

Pictured Alex Alderton, Winner of Theatre in Wales' Best Female Performer, photograph courtesy

Equity Oriel Cardiff

Musical Theatre in the Rhondda -- It's outrageous, it's over-the-top camp, it's funny, beautiful music --it's Judy Garland, and more!

Wednesday 30 May 2007 6 pm
One Performance Only -- Admission is FREE
Call now for information -- Limited Seating
Theatr y Bont, Forest Grove, Treforest

A stunning new production of the acclaimed one woman musical play. Starring the beautiful and sexy musical comedianne Alex Alderton, winner of the Theatre in Wales's Best Female Perfomer Award (2006).

It's 1969: Alice Dell is rehearsing her Judy Garland 'tribute' cabaret act. Alice is the look-alike, who has spent her whole career waiting for a chance to impersonate Garland -- a chance that only comes with her death!

"A tribute to the lady, but one that does not shy away from the pain, the pills and the shattered marriages . . . the glory of Garland at her best." (The TIMES)

'Someone Else's Rainbow' just closed to sold-out audiences at Neath Little Theatre, but through special arrangement with the Faculty of CCI, you can see Alex Alderton one more time!

Call Cardiff School of Creative & Cultural Industries (CCI) Now, for directions and information -- Theatr y Bont:

01443 480 480

Wednesday 30 May 2007 6 pm
One Performance Only -- Admission is FREE
Call now for information -- Limited Seating
Theatr y Bont, Forest Grove, Treforest

About the writer of 'Someone Else's Rainbow', Sam Boardman-Jacobs and Found Reality Theatre Company:

Sam has won awards for both design & direction . He was a founder member of the London Fringe designing for the Bush, Soho, Gate, Warehouse, Hampstead & Kings Head Theatres as well as designing for the Habima & Cameri Theatres of Israel, the Scottish Ballet, the Royal Court London, Teatro Modernes Munich, Theater am Goetheplatz Bremen and the Teatro Espanol Madrid.

He has directed his own plays, Play Federico for me & Passion for the Impossible, at the Sherman Theatre Cardiff. Play Federico was translated and published in Catalan and was selected as part of the official centenary celebrations for the birth of Federico Garcia Lorca. He worked for several years with Manchester Youth Theatre creating a series of award winning Holocaust Dramas including Sobol’s Ghetto, And “Fiddler” a radical reworking of Fiddler on the Roof, the European premiere of Paul Simon’s Capeman and co-devising Asylum at Manchester Royal Exchange with Laura Haughey.

Also with Laura he directed Julia Pascal’s The Dybbuk first at Chapter Arts in Cardiff then by invitation at the Huddersfield Festival of European Plays and then at the Edinburgh Festival.

Found Reality Theatre Company

Cardiff School of Creative & Cultural Industries

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Mordechai Razing Ziggurats, on the World Wide Web.

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Celtic Cult Cinema on the World Wide Web.

Click here to go directly to my personal blog page called Mordechai's Post-Evangelical-Granola on the World Wide Web.

© 2007 Mark Leslie Woods

Saturday, 24 February 2007

Welsh Cinema of the Grotesque, Theatre of the Absurd, or Both?



"Put together an ageing petty criminal, his Mam and two teenage tearaways and what have you got?"
Why, it's BBC High Hopes: Grotesque, Absurd, Surreal and full of fictive truth.

In 1972 we had a crusty black junk dealer in the L.A. Watts ghetto, played by Red Foxx, called Sanford & Son, which was a re-make of the British Steptoe & Son. Now Welsh comic writer and actor Boyd Clack has created the bizarre, surreal world of High Hopes.

The post-Industrial Welsh Valleys are chronically impoverished and trapped in parallel cycles of systemic malaise (bureaucratic grotesque) and familial dysfunction (familial grotesque). This is the setting for Boyd's quirky flirt with the every-day weirdo's in his comedies -- Similar to the lovable but bizarre folks who populate the BBC comedy 'Shameless.'

Boyd gives us so many manifestations of the filmic grotesque in one show that the mind boggles! The psychological grotesque can be found in his agoraphobic, criminal protagonist. The nervous, chapel, church lady mother is another exaggerated (but true) rendering of the naive, gracious, accommodating, co-dependent and passive-aggressively dominant Mam.

Boyd's parody of the local Heddlu/Police is like Peter Sellers' kooky Pink Panther Inspecteur Couseau, but these bumbling Welsh arbitrators of law & order are inherently wise, folkloric geniuses!

Please see: http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/highhopes/ and tell me what you think . . .